Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a shy day-dreaming jungle king with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a violent hip-hop museum curator who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"

Source

fight_crime.pl.txt