Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's an all-American pirate jungle king with a passion for fast cars. She's a vivacious out-of-work hooker with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!"

Another "they fight crime!"

fight_crime.pl.txt