Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a notorious guitar-strumming house-husband with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a pregnant renegade traffic cop from a different time and place. They fight crime!"

Another "they fight crime!"

fight_crime.pl.txt