Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a deeply religious sweet-toothed romance novelist with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a plucky snooty archaeologist with the power to see death. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"