Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a bookish shark-wrestling paranormal investigator who hangs with the wrong crowd. She's a supernatural kleptomaniac single mother with a knack for trouble. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"