Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's an unconventional amnesiac barbarian from the Mississippi delta. She's an elegant bisexual pearl diver with her own daytime radio talk show. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"

Source

fight_crime.pl.txt