Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a deeply religious pirate boxer with a passion for fast cars. She's a chain-smoking goth detective who inherited a spooky stately manor from her late maiden aunt. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"