Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a deeply religious coffee-fuelled master criminal who must take medication to keep him sane. She's an artistic Bolivian soap star with only herself to blame. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"

Source

fight_crime.pl.txt