Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a short-sighted Amish gangster with a passion for fast cars. She's a scantily clad foul-mouthed mercenary with someone else's memories. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"