Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a scrappy arachnophobic cowboy from a doomed world. She's a wealthy gypsy femme fatale with someone else's memories. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"