Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a one-legged white trash assassin in drag. She's a sharp-shooting French-Canadian journalist from a secret island of warrior women. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"