Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's an oversexed flyboy matador from the Mississippi delta. She's a cosmopolitan foul-mouthed mechanic in the wrong place at the wrong time. They fight crime!"

Another "they fight crime!"

fight_crime.pl.txt