Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a witless voodoo dog-catcher with a winning smile and a way with the ladies. She's a sarcastic gypsy mermaid with someone else's memories. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"