Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a globe-trotting chivalrous photographer with nothing left to lose. She's a disco-crazy tempestuous cab driver in the witness protection scheme. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"

Source

fight_crime.pl.txt