Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's an underprivileged moralistic Green Beret who must take medication to keep him sane. She's a provocative green-skinned Hell's Angel from the wrong side of the tracks. They fight crime!"

Another "they fight crime!"

fight_crime.pl.txt