Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's an all-American drug-addicted senator with no name. She's a green-fingered gold-digging mechanic with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"

Source

fight_crime.pl.txt