Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's an uncontrollable gay cop who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a virginal green-skinned queen of the dead with someone else's memories. They fight crime!"

Another "they fight crime!"

fight_crime.pl.txt