Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a gun-slinging albino waffle chef who dotes on his loving old ma. She's a disco-crazy mute detective who hides her beauty behind a pair of thick-framed spectacles. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"