Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's an immortal soccer-playing photographer haunted by memories of 'Nam. She's a disco-crazy foul-mouthed angel with the power to bend men's minds. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"

Source

fight_crime.pl.txt