Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a bookish voodoo waffle chef from the 'hood. She's an orphaned goth mermaid who can talk to animals. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"