Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a scrappy soccer-playing grifter moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a high-kicking cat-loving vampire with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"

Source

fight_crime.pl.txt