Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's an oversexed coffee-fuelled messiah moving from town to town, helping folk in trouble. She's a foxy antique-collecting angel on the trail of a serial killer. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"

Source

fight_crime.pl.txt