Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a Nobel prize-winning pirate cyborg on his last day in the job. She's a radical belly-dancing former first lady with a song in her heart and a spring in her step. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"