Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's an otherworldly soccer-playing cowboy plagued by the memory of his family's brutal murder. She's a high-kicking psychic single mother from Mars. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"

Source

fight_crime.pl.txt