Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a short-sighted albino hairdresser who knows the secret of the alien invasion. She's a tortured bisexual opera singer married to the Mob. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"