Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a fiendish soccer-playing master criminal in drag. She's a cold-hearted hip-hop snake charmer from aristocratic European stock. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"