Paul Makepeace ;-)

They Fight Crime!

Based on the very cool They Fight Crime! by Andrew Wheeler & Alasdair Watson, this is a Perl re-write of their JavaScript so I could use it for my email signatures.

"He's a superhumanly strong small-town hairdresser with a mysterious suitcase handcuffed to his arm. She's a green-fingered winged opera singer with an MBA from Harvard. They fight crime!"
Another "they fight crime!"