Paul Makepeace ;-)

Quotes

This is just a collection of quotes I quickly culled, copied and cut up for our Spiral Oasis site to add a little spice. They have love, or the pursuit & mystical nature of love as their theme. Oh, and something about Microsoft.
"As she lay there dozing next to me, one voice inside my head kept saying, "Relax... you are not the first doctor to sleep with one of his patients, " but another kept reminding me, 'Howard, you are a veterinarian.'"
-- Dick Wilson

You're welcome to snag the whole lot as a text file in Fortune Cookie format (meaning each is separated by %% on its own line).

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Check out the spam quotes which tie live spam data into an IRC bot. N.B. The data on that page may contain pornographic text.