This is just a collection of quotes I quickly culled, copied and cut up for our Spiral Oasis site to add a little spice. They have love, or the pursuit & mystical nature of love as their theme. Oh, and something about Microsoft.

"Of the delights of this world, man cares most for sexual intercourse, yet he has left it out of his heaven."
-- Mark Twain

You're welcome to snag the whole lot as a text file in Fortune Cookie format (meaning each is separated by %% on its own line).

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Check out the spam quotes which tie live spam data into an IRC bot. N.B. The data on that page may contain pornographic text.