This is just a collection of quotes I quickly culled, copied and cut up for our Spiral Oasis site to add a little spice. They have love, or the pursuit & mystical nature of love as their theme. Oh, and something about Microsoft.

"Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind. And therefore is wing'd cupid painted blind. Nor hath love's mind of any judgement taste. Wings and no eyes figure unheedy haste. And therefore is love said to be a child. Because, in choice, he is so oft beguiled."
-- Helena from "A Midsummer Night's Dream" by William Shakespeare

You're welcome to snag the whole lot as a text file in Fortune Cookie format (meaning each is separated by %% on its own line).

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Check out the spam quotes which tie live spam data into an IRC bot. N.B. The data on that page may contain pornographic text.