Paul Makepeace ;-)

November 12, 2004

Virtual Bartender

Posted in: Humor

Another do-as-I-say animated site in the mold of Subservient Chicken, comes beer.com's Virtual Bartender.

It recognizes a bunch of different words and phrases; I've collected a few like "beer", "hello", "kiss", and more below...


* beer, pint, ale (judging by the response to ale, this is clearly an American site...)
* hello
* bra, tits, boobs, rack, feel good
* give me head, beer back at my place (two favorites of mine) = gets her to fill glass from end of bar, no idea why
* hair
* love; more like "make love". I guess they never figured a guy might want just love ;-)
* coyote ugly; dance skit on the bar à la movie
* banana; guess...
* bend over
* head
* wet
* jump
* sleep
* party
* sing, rap
* spread your legs
* kung fu
* shoot
* aerobics
* yoga
* show me; friend appears with a couple of cans?
* (give me your) number
* kick, nuts

The best:
* kiss; brings on a friend...
* strip; this is pretty funny
* fight; fantastic!
* change, be filthy (or "be anything")
* show your bra = top off!
* ass, beer.com, show me your foot (er... beats me too)
* kick

Plus a bunch of others that get a barely disapproving finger-wagging.

Any more? Sling 'em in the comments!

Credit to Newgrounds for some of these

Posted by Paul Makepeace at November 12, 2004 17:16 | TrackBack
Comments

Tried and Tested:

Cartwheels
Handstands
Shake
Read
Muscle

Posted by: Eva at November 12, 2004 18:36

'Orgasm' is good!

Posted by: Tom at November 12, 2004 18:45

Try Budweiser :-)

Posted by: Ed Daniel at November 12, 2004 21:06

pillow fight

Posted by: The Dude at November 12, 2004 22:00

I like "Think" and "Defend"

Posted by: cs at November 13, 2004 01:04

tongue is funny

Posted by: john at November 13, 2004 05:57

found this list on the net (google is great)

kiss, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you and laugh.

Posted by: john at November 13, 2004 06:05

*sing* ihr seid alle homotranssexuellbi-kumpels

Posted by: muschyy at November 28, 2004 13:02

http://napyfab.altervista.org/vb_kw.php

Posted by: Tammy at December 1, 2004 15:17

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm

change switch be
star wars fight
read playboy magazine
lick suck
pillow fight
exercise push ups aerobics
squeeze touch grab play tits bra boob rack feel
defend kick nuts man guy
handstand
cartwheel gymnastics
Macarena party
light fire
serve Budweiser beer pint ale
throw toss cap
hat tap
riverdance
spread
flex arm muscle
show butt ass tattoo
strip naked pants
kiss makeout
twirl spin
karate kung fu
magic rope
dance
shoot draw gun
remove t-shirt topless
show me cans
touch toes shoes bend
wave hello hey hi
say write
phone number
rub head stomach belly
stretch dog yoga
pour give me head
wet
coyote ugly dance on bar
jumping jacks jump hop
sleep lay
sing rap
shake jiggle
think math
tongue
hummer
pitcher
tickle
laugh giggle
robot

Posted by: Joe at December 17, 2004 11:17

kiss a girl

Posted by: Justin at December 17, 2004 18:50

kiss a girl

Posted by: Justin at December 17, 2004 18:50

any one know how to get full nudity??

Posted by: PETER at January 5, 2005 05:47

Try Kill

Posted by: Kill at January 17, 2005 18:50

show

Posted by: riyaz at January 24, 2005 15:19

ne one no how 2 see her tits? or her pussy hole/vigina/clit/muff

Posted by: andy at February 1, 2005 15:51

I can't believe no one's mentioned "run"

Posted by: charley at February 1, 2005 19:52

wild

Posted by: eric at February 2, 2005 18:21

Gotta try "shower" (my favorite)

Posted by: T-Master Hilly at February 4, 2005 17:57

"girls gone wild" is my favorite so far

"Freddy" is good, too

Posted by: wineguy at February 8, 2005 07:38

rock guitar

Posted by: TamnaZvezda at February 18, 2005 15:14

i need phrases

Posted by: nobody at March 4, 2005 02:45

Xmas

Posted by: Yenix at April 4, 2005 22:51

http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/VB2/VB2_videoClass.swf nice i know

[url]http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/VB2/VB2_videoClass.swf[/url]

Posted by: badman at April 14, 2005 15:39

type run

Posted by: jc at April 15, 2005 02:52

head
feet

Posted by: ma at April 17, 2005 22:13

Nice... try Kiss Her Ass

This will show you their thongs...

Posted by: Benny at May 5, 2005 07:45

It Dosent work... cannot connect...

She walks in shows off and freezez !!!

Damn you lucky ppl.. I wanna try it also !! grr

Posted by: Kanta at May 15, 2005 15:01

It Dosent work... cannot connect...

She walks in shows off and freezez !!!

Damn you lucky ppl.. I wanna try it also !! grr

Posted by: Kanta at May 15, 2005 15:01

try : wild

Posted by: tom at June 12, 2005 20:30

run - v funny

Posted by: Tod at June 14, 2005 10:10

go on vb 2 & type chase.
It's like a benny hill scene!!

Posted by: bob at June 18, 2005 11:53

anyone tried lesbian?

Posted by: dude at July 10, 2005 08:47

sdfsdf

Posted by: dsfsdf at July 17, 2005 16:23

everyone try lisa sucks that is cool!!

Posted by: yakir at July 17, 2005 16:26

try chicken on vb2, they beat m up :p

Posted by: me at July 19, 2005 10:56

also "nurse" on vb2 is very hot

Posted by: me at July 19, 2005 11:13

"be yourself" haha very funny
i know that actually the game recognises only "be" so if you type "be a frog" she
still will do the "be yourself"... the same for "I can't be" so sometimes it luks like nonsense.

Posted by: me at July 19, 2005 11:29

"whore" crashes at vb1 maybe you try this...

Posted by: me at July 19, 2005 11:33

strip Trisha
strip Lisa

Posted by: Mater at August 1, 2005 13:56

try lollipop

Posted by: Dick at August 2, 2005 04:19

try "enlarge" on VB2.
You get to enlarge their boobs.

Posted by: Jim at August 27, 2005 04:54

DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO GET THEM NAKED????

Posted by: hohomanofsteel at August 28, 2005 19:13

nvm type that in virtual bartender 1

Posted by: Mayline at November 20, 2005 18:09

Maid

Posted by: Henry at March 9, 2006 07:07

to get them naked put in {get jiggy with it}

Posted by: charlie at March 30, 2006 21:00

how do you get rid of security when they strip

Posted by: ross at April 3, 2006 23:28

how do you get rid of security when they strip

Posted by: ross at April 3, 2006 23:28

how do you get rid of security when they strip

Posted by: ross at April 3, 2006 23:28

how do you get rid of security when they strip

Posted by: ross at April 3, 2006 23:28

bend over nice 1

Posted by: matti at May 30, 2006 00:58

fun
tan
lach doch mal
bist du mir böse?
horse back
kalte mushi (drink in germany - half beer half coke)
spreiz die haxen
bend over and let me lick your ass
sweet challenger
kiss my black ass
don't talk back
ass as a striper
banana joe
eat me
schau mir in die augen kleines
spank me...grrrrr
Es tut mir sehr leid
I like your feets
sexi shoes
nice hat
smarty pants
grumpy pants
does your mushi hurts?
metrosexual nicknames
single flower

What does not work:

sending flowers in the office
beer
footbal games
players wife
mein pool, mein haus, mein auto :-) CLASSIC
on the other hand...this works: pool party


Posted by: ass as a striper at May 30, 2006 07:17

or scream x

Posted by: umit at November 16, 2006 20:59
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