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Another do-as-I-say animated site in the mold of Subservient Chicken, comes beer.com's Virtual Bartender.
It recognizes a bunch of different words and phrases; I've collected a few like "beer", "hello", "kiss", and more below...
* beer, pint, ale (judging by the response to ale, this is clearly an American site...)
* hello
* bra, tits, boobs, rack, feel good
* give me head, beer back at my place (two favorites of mine) = gets her to fill glass from end of bar, no idea why
* hair
* love; more like "make love". I guess they never figured a guy might want just love ;-)
* coyote ugly; dance skit on the bar à la movie
* banana; guess...
* bend over
* head
* wet
* jump
* sleep
* party
* sing, rap
* spread your legs
* kung fu
* shoot
* aerobics
* yoga
* show me; friend appears with a couple of cans?
* (give me your) number
* kick, nuts
The best:
* kiss; brings on a friend...
* strip; this is pretty funny
* fight; fantastic!
* change, be filthy (or "be anything")
* show your bra = top off!
* ass, beer.com, show me your foot (er... beats me too)
* kick
Plus a bunch of others that get a barely disapproving finger-wagging.
Any more? Sling 'em in the comments!
Credit to Newgrounds for some of these
Posted by Paul Makepeace at November 12, 2004 17:16 | TrackBack'Orgasm' is good!
Posted by: Tom at November 12, 2004 18:45Try Budweiser :-)
Posted by: Ed Daniel at November 12, 2004 21:06pillow fight
I like "Think" and "Defend"
Posted by: cs at November 13, 2004 01:04tongue is funny
Posted by: john at November 13, 2004 05:57found this list on the net (google is great)
kiss, banana, pillow fight, fight, kick, sleep, jiggle, naked, tattoo, topless, jump, pour beer, drink beer, sing, stretch, dance, lick, hummer, wave, tickle, hat, strip, breast, dance on bar, be a pimp, magic, karate, robot, shoes, show me something, spin, read, write, hair, belly, gymnastics, fire, spread, pitcher, kiss me, hand stand, arms, phone number, I love you and laugh.
Posted by: john at November 13, 2004 06:05*sing* ihr seid alle homotranssexuellbi-kumpels
Posted by: muschyy at November 28, 2004 13:02http://napyfab.altervista.org/vb_kw.php
Posted by: Tammy at December 1, 2004 15:17http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/beer_usa.htm
change switch be
star wars fight
read playboy magazine
lick suck
pillow fight
exercise push ups aerobics
squeeze touch grab play tits bra boob rack feel
defend kick nuts man guy
handstand
cartwheel gymnastics
Macarena party
light fire
serve Budweiser beer pint ale
throw toss cap
hat tap
riverdance
spread
flex arm muscle
show butt ass tattoo
strip naked pants
kiss makeout
twirl spin
karate kung fu
magic rope
dance
shoot draw gun
remove t-shirt topless
show me cans
touch toes shoes bend
wave hello hey hi
say write
phone number
rub head stomach belly
stretch dog yoga
pour give me head
wet
coyote ugly dance on bar
jumping jacks jump hop
sleep lay
sing rap
shake jiggle
think math
tongue
hummer
pitcher
tickle
laugh giggle
robot
kiss a girl
Posted by: Justin at December 17, 2004 18:50kiss a girl
Posted by: Justin at December 17, 2004 18:50any one know how to get full nudity??
Posted by: PETER at January 5, 2005 05:47Try Kill
Posted by: Kill at January 17, 2005 18:50show
Posted by: riyaz at January 24, 2005 15:19ne one no how 2 see her tits? or her pussy hole/vigina/clit/muff
Posted by: andy at February 1, 2005 15:51I can't believe no one's mentioned "run"
Posted by: charley at February 1, 2005 19:52wild
Posted by: eric at February 2, 2005 18:21Gotta try "shower" (my favorite)
Posted by: T-Master Hilly at February 4, 2005 17:57"girls gone wild" is my favorite so far
"Freddy" is good, too
Posted by: wineguy at February 8, 2005 07:38rock guitar
Posted by: TamnaZvezda at February 18, 2005 15:14i need phrases
Posted by: nobody at March 4, 2005 02:45Xmas
Posted by: Yenix at April 4, 2005 22:51http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/VB2/VB2_videoClass.swf nice i know
[url]http://www.virtualbartender.beer.com/VB2/VB2_videoClass.swf[/url]
Posted by: badman at April 14, 2005 15:39type run
Posted by: jc at April 15, 2005 02:52head
feet
Nice... try Kiss Her Ass
This will show you their thongs...
It Dosent work... cannot connect...
She walks in shows off and freezez !!!
Damn you lucky ppl.. I wanna try it also !! grr
Posted by: Kanta at May 15, 2005 15:01It Dosent work... cannot connect...
She walks in shows off and freezez !!!
Damn you lucky ppl.. I wanna try it also !! grr
Posted by: Kanta at May 15, 2005 15:01try : wild
Posted by: tom at June 12, 2005 20:30run - v funny
Posted by: Tod at June 14, 2005 10:10go on vb 2 & type chase.
It's like a benny hill scene!!
anyone tried lesbian?
sdfsdf
Posted by: dsfsdf at July 17, 2005 16:23everyone try lisa sucks that is cool!!
Posted by: yakir at July 17, 2005 16:26try chicken on vb2, they beat m up :p
Posted by: me at July 19, 2005 10:56also "nurse" on vb2 is very hot
Posted by: me at July 19, 2005 11:13"be yourself" haha very funny
i know that actually the game recognises only "be" so if you type "be a frog" she
still will do the "be yourself"... the same for "I can't be" so sometimes it luks like nonsense.
"whore" crashes at vb1 maybe you try this...
Posted by: me at July 19, 2005 11:33strip Trisha
strip Lisa
try lollipop
Posted by: Dick at August 2, 2005 04:19try "enlarge" on VB2.
You get to enlarge their boobs.
DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO GET THEM NAKED????
Posted by: hohomanofsteel at August 28, 2005 19:13nvm type that in virtual bartender 1
Posted by: Mayline at November 20, 2005 18:09Maid
Posted by: Henry at March 9, 2006 07:07to get them naked put in {get jiggy with it}
Posted by: charlie at March 30, 2006 21:00how do you get rid of security when they strip
Posted by: ross at April 3, 2006 23:28how do you get rid of security when they strip
Posted by: ross at April 3, 2006 23:28how do you get rid of security when they strip
Posted by: ross at April 3, 2006 23:28how do you get rid of security when they strip
Posted by: ross at April 3, 2006 23:28bend over nice 1
Posted by: matti at May 30, 2006 00:58fun
tan
lach doch mal
bist du mir böse?
horse back
kalte mushi (drink in germany - half beer half coke)
spreiz die haxen
bend over and let me lick your ass
sweet challenger
kiss my black ass
don't talk back
ass as a striper
banana joe
eat me
schau mir in die augen kleines
spank me...grrrrr
Es tut mir sehr leid
I like your feets
sexi shoes
nice hat
smarty pants
grumpy pants
does your mushi hurts?
metrosexual nicknames
single flower
What does not work:
sending flowers in the office
beer
footbal games
players wife
mein pool, mein haus, mein auto :-) CLASSIC
on the other hand...this works: pool party
or scream x
Posted by: umit at November 16, 2006 20:59