Paul Makepeace ;-)

Virgin Megastore

Virgin Invasion
Three floors, three words:
Total. Retail. Rampage.

Virgin Escalation
Your escalators, give them to me.

March Thru Virgin
Yay!

Ron Jeremy
Look Ma, It's me on the cover!

Ann Summers
Shifty-looking? Us? Surely not...

Let's scarper, time for a pint. At the Moon Under Water.