Some batty old geezah in a well hideous blue & grey jumper tries to diss Santa Ali G and his Santa homies. Santa Ali G is completely impervious to that shit, and with a gentle lifting of the codger's phone has him lose all reception of reality. Everyone else finds it hilarious (even his mate on the right, as you can plainly see). The delicious Santa Emilybear steps in here, and spreads her abundant love.

Right, that's it for group nonsense, we bid "Bo Santa!" to the posse and it's off East - and time for some Santa silliness!