Santas mount the Column
A nice carol is sung for the adoring public:

Badass Santa conducts
...altho' control at this point is mostly illusory
(or is that the Jack Daniels again?)

Now for some water sports

It doesn't bear thinking about how cold Santa's sack must get when he's on the job. Anyway, guess what's next? Yes, a pub. On to The Chandos near St Martin in-the-Fields.