Pay attention now, we're not hanging about here. Santa's got a job to do, and that's to, er, get more drunk and harrass more people.
Ah yes, the peculiar Santa tradition of "Car Petting"

Hamleys

Hamleys, the famous toyshop.
They too ended up ultimately unimpressed with our presence. (geddit?)

The Westbury

The Westbury

Last year they served free Champagne to "working" (us? ho ho!) Santas. This year, well, nope. Santa Ali G actually wants to buy some champagne (but not before popping the cork himself, oh yes) but the bar staff probably sensibly swipe them all away.

Check out the clapping, ecstatic Westbury guest on the far left. Believe it or not, Santa leaves the general public in quite a festive mood!

We apparently need to leave, and it's out into Soho again.

All Bar (One Hundred and Eighty) One

No love from HMV. So, onward to...

Another god forsaken retail store is Santa'ed

Could it be ... Virgin?