Paul Makepeace ;-)

What is the taste of your third nipple? Because your the wrong colour and you don`t match.

Surrealism

Here are a couple of fun interactive online games in the spirit of the surrealist movement. Surrealism [google] is defined in WordNet as,

surrealism n.: a 20th century movement in art and literature (developing out of Dadaism [google]) that used fantastic images and incongruous juxtapositions in order to represent unconscious thoughts and dreams

The two games I have so far are "What is...?" and "If ... Then ..." inspired by the Cabal of the One True Marshmallow (link on web.archive.org; Cootm has expired!).

How it works

Ask a question you don't know the answer for or answer an unknown question. Your question can be anything at all, ideally the first thing that comes into your head, right now. Or, you can put in an answer that just bubbled up from your subsconcious just a second ago. Offer one or the other or both...

What is ...?

Example: What is
the answer to my unasked question?
What is
 
Example:
The Sound of Music.
(answer)

If ... Then ...

Example: If
beer grew on trees.
If
 
Example: Then
you smell of poo.
Then

There are 2,227 questions, 787 answers,1,687 ifs, and 3,270 thens. Over 7,269,000 combinations!

Bugs & oddities

If something seems to be a bug please let me know and I'll try to do something about it! I'll put the source code online if anyone is curious.