Paul Makepeace ;-)

What is the colour red? Patience, little one, patience. All will be revealed in good time.

Surrealism

Here are a couple of fun interactive online games in the spirit of the surrealist movement. Surrealism [google] is defined in WordNet as,

surrealism n.: a 20th century movement in art and literature (developing out of Dadaism [google]) that used fantastic images and incongruous juxtapositions in order to represent unconscious thoughts and dreams

The two games I have so far are "What is...?" and "If ... Then ..." inspired by the Cabal of the One True Marshmallow (link on web.archive.org; Cootm has expired!).

How it works

Ask a question you don't know the answer for or answer an unknown question. Your question can be anything at all, ideally the first thing that comes into your head, right now. Or, you can put in an answer that just bubbled up from your subsconcious just a second ago. Offer one or the other or both...

What is ...?

Example: What is
blow job?
What is
 
Example:
DkRMBNAZW.
(answer)

If ... Then ...

Example: If
wheels of pin heads can type.
If
 
Example: Then
kill a golden daffodil.
Then

There are 2,244 questions, 804 answers,1,687 ifs, and 3,270 thens. Over 7,320,000 combinations!

Bugs & oddities

If something seems to be a bug please let me know and I'll try to do something about it! I'll put the source code online if anyone is curious.