Paul Makepeace ;-)

What is joanna up to? Don't blow your nose too hard.


Here are a couple of fun interactive online games in the spirit of the surrealist movement. Surrealism [google] is defined in WordNet as,

surrealism n.: a 20th century movement in art and literature (developing out of Dadaism [google]) that used fantastic images and incongruous juxtapositions in order to represent unconscious thoughts and dreams

The two games I have so far are "What is...?" and "If ... Then ..." inspired by the Cabal of the One True Marshmallow (link on; Cootm has expired!).

How it works

Ask a question you don't know the answer for or answer an unknown question. Your question can be anything at all, ideally the first thing that comes into your head, right now. Or, you can put in an answer that just bubbled up from your subsconcious just a second ago. Offer one or the other or both...

What is ...?

Example: What is
rotten fruit?
What is
Patience, little one, patience. All will be revealed in good time.

If ... Then ...

Example: If
you did wash my botttem.
Example: Then
british muslims are that good or bad.

There are 2,333 questions, 943 answers,1,759 ifs, and 3,343 thens. Over 8,080,000 combinations!

Bugs & oddities

If something seems to be a bug please let me know and I'll try to do something about it! I'll put the source code online if anyone is curious.