Paul Makepeace ;-)

If a telephone was not a lobster, then play the race hate card it is the wish fulfiling gem.


Here are a couple of fun interactive online games in the spirit of the surrealist movement. Surrealism [google] is defined in WordNet as,

surrealism n.: a 20th century movement in art and literature (developing out of Dadaism [google]) that used fantastic images and incongruous juxtapositions in order to represent unconscious thoughts and dreams

The two games I have so far are "What is...?" and "If ... Then ..." inspired by the Cabal of the One True Marshmallow (link on; Cootm has expired!).

How it works

Ask a question you don't know the answer for or answer an unknown question. Your question can be anything at all, ideally the first thing that comes into your head, right now. Or, you can put in an answer that just bubbled up from your subsconcious just a second ago. Offer one or the other or both...

What is ...?

Example: What is
is it to spank a monkey?
What is
Try of being somebody.

If ... Then ...

Example: If
absolute Grey did not suck.
Example: Then
you could raze slough to the ground ,couldn`t you.

There are 2,252 questions, 812 answers,1,687 ifs, and 3,270 thens. Over 7,345,000 combinations!

Bugs & oddities

If something seems to be a bug please let me know and I'll try to do something about it! I'll put the source code online if anyone is curious.