Paul Makepeace ;-)

Quotes

This is just a collection of quotes I quickly culled, copied and cut up for our Spiral Oasis site to add a little spice. They have love, or the pursuit & mystical nature of love as their theme. Oh, and something about Microsoft.
How I love the way you move And the sparkle in your eyes There's a color deep inside them Like a blue suburban sky
-- "Heaven" by Warrant, Dirty Rotten Filthy Stinking Rich

You're welcome to snag the whole lot as a text file in Fortune Cookie format (meaning each is separated by %% on its own line).

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Check out the spam quotes which tie live spam data into an IRC bot. N.B. The data on that page may contain pornographic text.