This is a list of Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) in traditional Internet style inspired and prompted by being asked so many times why am I not in New Zealand yet...

Others may be curious why I spell like an American.

Am I going to Burning Man in 2002? Or indeed 2003. Heh. (Hint: it's a small word, rhyming with "oh.")

"OK, so you obviously work out, how do you keep at it?."